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Sun, May. 2nd, 2004, 06:06 pm

So Zach's mom cleaned the room I store all my junk in. :) Not only did she sweetly wash and hang up the "love cuffs" on the door knob (I don't think she knew what they were...) Zach also pointed out some papers she set aside.

Sadly, these papers were funny things I wrote down while talking to my sister. So all this pieice of paper said was:

VAGINA CREAM
QUEEFER
BOOGER (Someone yelled sick, he must have been embarrassed.)
Tard Kids

Sat, Apr. 10th, 2004, 07:47 pm

Haaahahahahaaaa I can't wait until my Allposters.com order comes. I got a Raiders poster, Red Sox poster and Avs poster. I can't wait until Zach comes home and see's Jerry Rice right smack in the middle of the living room.


^_^

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004, 05:06 pm

If I were a month, I'd be... May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be... Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be... 6:30
If I were a planet, I'd be... Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be... sea horse
If I were a direction, I'd be... north
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be... Under your moms fat ass
If I were a sin, I'd be... Gluttony!!
If I were a historical figure, I'd be... Elvis
If I were a liquid, I'd be... Cranberry juice
If I were a tree, I'd be a... plum tree
If I were a bird, I'd be a... blackbird
If I were a tool, I'd be a... All yours
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be a... Forget me nots
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be... a rain storm
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a... mermaid
If I were a musical instrument,I'd be a... kazoo
If I were an animal, I'd be a... dog
If I were a color, I'd be... green
If I were an emotion, I'd be... sad
If I were a vegetable, I'd be... zucchini
If I were a sound, I'd be... Burping
If I were an element, I'd be... Water
If I were a car, I'd be a... Rickshaw ^_~
If I were a song, I'd be... Go Your Own Way--Fleetwood Mac
If I were a movie, I'd be... Bringing Down the House. (lol)
If I were a book, I'd be... Girl Interupted.
If I were a food, I'd be... Pesto
If I were a place, I'd be... Mexicali!!
If I were a material, I'd be... Lint
If I were a taste, I'd be... Poppyseed muffins
If I were a scent, I'd be... baby powder
If I were a religion, I'd be... buddhist?
If I were a word, I'd be... Jumpies!
If I were an object, I'd be a/an... all yours
If I were a body part, I'd be a... belly button
If I were a subject in school, I'd be... Home Ec
If I were a facial expression, I'd be... "the evil eye"
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be... Elmira :)
If I were a shape, I'd be a... oval
If I were a number, I'd be... 6

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004, 12:20 am

April Fools ^_~

Thu, Apr. 1st, 2004, 12:27 pm

Ok I did it.

Call me crazy, but I got a huge fat tax check back. Sooo....

I BOUGHT TICKETS TO ITALY!!!!! I'm going to stay with Nievie and her husband for a month. I haven't told my work yet, I just totally did this out of no where. Aaahhhh I leave next week!!! I'm still totally in shock.

Tue, Mar. 23rd, 2004, 10:01 pm

Usually I'm down and depressed for no real reson. Well today I have a valid reason. Once again, I've lost all faith in humanity.

Someone shot my sister's baby cat. It happend yesterday afternoon and the kitty died late last night. How could anyone shoot a cat? I'm so pissed off I can't even finish writing this/

Sat, Mar. 20th, 2004, 08:39 pm

My depression is horrible right now. There is a constant knot in my tummy. I went to Julia and Kylie's today and had fun. Hanging out with girls is fun. But now I'm home alone.

I know I whine a lot, but...

I want to see a councelor or something. I have great days where I'm happy, loving life and everything, then one little thing can just make everything seem horrible. Sometimes its not even a little thing. Sometimes I'm just sad. I'm really really really lonely. I know its my fault, cause I don't go out a whole lot these days.
But yes, this is me asking for help. Should I talk to a psychologist or just hope I grow out of it?

Mon, Mar. 15th, 2004, 08:49 pm
I'm moving here to marry a pirate!

I'm moving here.
http://worldwall.com/papers/1024x768/sorrento.jpg
Sorrento!

I even have my apartment picked out.

http://www.experienceitaly.com/images/Italy%20photos%20-%20scenes%20and%20groups/Sorrento%202001_0423_040715AA.JPG

Oh and Andrea!!
I left a post-it note at work. I always write down songs stuck in my head and all this note said was "Don't you want to dance upon me." LOL!!!!!!

Mon, Mar. 8th, 2004, 02:38 pm

Haha Andrea, this reminded me of the pictures in that book you have

Pink Vibes
Your Energy is Pink. You have achieved a perfect
balance between spiritual awareness and
material existence. You are usually
affectionate and warm, showing compassion and
love for others. Others find you genuine,
cooperative and friendly. You are a
humanitarian and you possess a deep
understanding of life. You may aspire to
philanthropy, or you may find yourself heading
or volunteering for agencies that create change
for the good of the whole. You are a leader
and are willing to take on much responsibility.


What color is your energy?
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Fri, Feb. 27th, 2004, 08:39 pm

Yo Ani we got the same dad!! Haha eew

My Celebrity Family by popstarprincess
Your Name
MomSheryl Crow
DadChevy Chase
BrotherVin Diesel
SisterAvril Lavigne
BoyfriendKenny Chesney
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